THE HEAD OF THE ART HISTORY CLUB
    MAJOR: Art History, with 
    a minor in museum conservation  
    INTERESTS: Rocco art, reading,
    ironing his uniform
    ALLIES:  Amelia Kitesbin, 
    all "art history club" staff, 
    most teachers, [REDACTED] lawfirm
    OPPONENTS:  Wren Paglio,                             The Art Collector
    the students who tease him
    MORE INTELLIGENCE ON HATCHMAN: 
    - chronic acne since age 11 and 
    picks at it
    - has never played monopoly but 
    would be bad at it
    - likes 50s, 60s music
    PERCENTAGE:   99.9%. Too Far Gone