THE TALENTED ASSHOLE
     MAJOR: Illustration: minor in video
       game concept art 
      INTERESTS: 4chan, hentai, bait posting,
      girls in thier classes, visual novels,
      gatcha games, r34
      ALLIES: Roomate Anna Chen, "social media
      followers", {REDACTED}
      OPPONENTS:  Themselves, their parents,
      Elliot Hatchman, Amelia Kitesbin,
      Most Teachers, Most students,
      Most staff / Faculty of Harpswell
      Art College
      MORE INTELLIGENCE ON Paglio: 
      - Not well liked by the majoirty on most
      social media sites. but popular for thier
      art. 
      - Self proclaimed N.E.E.T, KHV (kissless 
      hugless virigin), Otaku
      - Likes dogs
      - Would have less acne if they 
      washed thier face. ever. 
         PERCENTAGE:  
       1.25% SLIGHTLY ABOVE 
       AVERAGE HUMAN LEVEL